The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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