i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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