So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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