I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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