I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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