would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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