Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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