She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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