You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
this just has baby written all over it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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