I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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