Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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