But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize