ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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