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so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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