People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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