i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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