New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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