found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he puts the penis in happiness.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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