Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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