Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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