Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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