I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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