Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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