"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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