found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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