What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I love having hate sex.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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