Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
do herpes really smell.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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