I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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