she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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