I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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