Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
