So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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