is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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