The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Farmville is her only friend.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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