I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You left your underwear on the fireplace
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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