okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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