I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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