Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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