remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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