Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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