It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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