whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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