Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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