i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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