Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
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