i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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