Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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