I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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