Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was CRYING into my vagina
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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