paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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