See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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