butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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