why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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