yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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