your parents love me but you hate me
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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