is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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